Finally made up my mind
I finally made up my mind. It took 2 months (maybe more), but I did it. The second hardest thing I've ever done...the title. I say the second because I can't think of a first right now, but I know there's a long list of the hardest things I've ever done. Anyway, there it is...the title (it's that statement at the top of the page, for you non-bloggers).
So, about that title and this blog. "Stuff" is a reference to "everything" (which is a word I almost used instead of "stuff"). I have, at the least, a slight interest in just about "everything". And by "everything", I mean just the stuff I'm interested in--I could care less about the rest (see point 1 below). As time goes by and I post on this blog, you will notice that I have an interest in just about everything. Yes, I said that twice on purpose to drive that point home--I have an interest in just about everything. Three times now, so that someone couldn't later say something like "this guy just can't pick a topic and stick to it". Well, they can say that, but I already pointed it out so it doesn't count.
I have a couple things for you to look out for in future blog entries. The first is sarcasm and cynicism. Sometimes it's there, and sometimes not. Sometimes thick, and sometimes thin. Most times, you won't even be able to tell--which is the most likely scenario. I'm full of it, really, I am (and you can read that however you want).
The second is wit. I'll try, but I'm not good at it. So maybe there won't be much of that.
The third is likely to be something offensive. Not like, really offensive, but moderately offensive. Mostly, it would be something overlooked by me and not intentional. Like, "people who eat anchovies are stupid". Someone might find that offensive, but really, they're just stupid. What about the bones? Some even still have eyes.
The last thing (I'm sure I'll come up with more in a week or so) is grammer. You may see good grammar, and you may see bad grammer, and you may see good grammar and bad grammer at the same time. I have pretty good written grammar, but sometimes I mix it up for my grammetical friends.
Enjoy my blog about stuff (or everything) and come back often. Who knows, there may be something interesting tomorrow, or it could be just a rant about the mysterious "leak" under the urinal at work.
So, about that title and this blog. "Stuff" is a reference to "everything" (which is a word I almost used instead of "stuff"). I have, at the least, a slight interest in just about "everything". And by "everything", I mean just the stuff I'm interested in--I could care less about the rest (see point 1 below). As time goes by and I post on this blog, you will notice that I have an interest in just about everything. Yes, I said that twice on purpose to drive that point home--I have an interest in just about everything. Three times now, so that someone couldn't later say something like "this guy just can't pick a topic and stick to it". Well, they can say that, but I already pointed it out so it doesn't count.
I have a couple things for you to look out for in future blog entries. The first is sarcasm and cynicism. Sometimes it's there, and sometimes not. Sometimes thick, and sometimes thin. Most times, you won't even be able to tell--which is the most likely scenario. I'm full of it, really, I am (and you can read that however you want).
The second is wit. I'll try, but I'm not good at it. So maybe there won't be much of that.
The third is likely to be something offensive. Not like, really offensive, but moderately offensive. Mostly, it would be something overlooked by me and not intentional. Like, "people who eat anchovies are stupid". Someone might find that offensive, but really, they're just stupid. What about the bones? Some even still have eyes.
The last thing (I'm sure I'll come up with more in a week or so) is grammer. You may see good grammar, and you may see bad grammer, and you may see good grammar and bad grammer at the same time. I have pretty good written grammar, but sometimes I mix it up for my grammetical friends.
Enjoy my blog about stuff (or everything) and come back often. Who knows, there may be something interesting tomorrow, or it could be just a rant about the mysterious "leak" under the urinal at work.
3 Comments:
Did he mention that he rambles a lot too? And when I say he rambles, you should ride in the car with hime sometime when he is talking about some electronic thingymajig. I have mastered the art of conversation with Ben.
Oh, and did you notice his card saying that he is the Director of the Department of Redundancy Department?
By Jennifer, at 9:36 PM
That's not a leak under the urinal...
There is no spoon...
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
By Crafty, at 11:11 AM
Another Blogger to read - yes! I forgive you for not picking my title for your blog!
By Anonymous, at 11:33 PM
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